Coronaverse
More COVID-19 limericks to pass the idle springtime hours.
The uncommon girl’s name Corona is set to become even less common because of SARS-CoV-2. In recent weeks I’ve seen or heard the coronavirus being called Corona, the Corona, the Rona, and Covid, with or without the capitals.
Update, 4 May: A workshopper at the OEDILF pointed out that “ague” is pronounced AY-gyoo, which meant that I had to rewrite the first of these. (Turns out it’s one of those words I’d never heard pronounced. Well, maybe in a Shakespeare performance sometime, but it clearly didn’t register.) Fortunately, the rewrite turned out better than the original.
