HELLO UND VELCOME TO MY VEBPAGE

Hello und velcome to my vebpage. Mein namen ist Doktor Komputor und I vill be your host. I have lots of lovely things on mein vebpage. Below zere is a picture of my puppy. Und look, it is my house! Und zere are many links. I hope you vill stay here a long, long time, und never leave. In fact, I have disabled ze back-button on your browser using ze JavaScripts so zat you cannot. Ha, ha! Now you must close ze browser to leave, ja? But you cannot do zat either. I have disabled ze close-button. Und ze menus. Now all you can do is read mein beautiful vebpage. You must unplug ze Komputor if you vant to leave - but vait! I have disabled ze off-switch on ze vall, und if you unplug it vill send 50,000 volts up your arm! Ha! Zat vill teach you for vanting to leave. Now look at my puppy.

A PICTURE OF MY PUPPY

LOOK, IT IS MY HOUSE

Here is ein link.

Und look, another link.

Klicken zie here.

THIS IS MY PAGE UND NOT YOUR PAGE UND YOU SHOULD NOT STEAL ANYTHING ON MY PAGE INCLUDING MY BEAUTIFUL PICTURE OF MEIN PUPPY UND MEIN CASTLE UND THIS PAGE IS KOPYRIGHT (K) 2000 BY DOKTOR KOMPUTOR