The Greatest Show On At 3 A.M.
Given my longstanding fondness for hacking movie titles, I couldn’t resist this concept when I heard it: changing titles to make them “humorously bathetic” (a.k.a. Honey, I Shrunk the Impact). Already mine span the decades...
40s/50s
For Whom the Bridge Tolls
Singin’ in the Shower
To Catch a Cold
On the Waterslide
Yo, Jimbo
Some Like it 21°C
60s/70s
Dr Strangelisp
Easy Loafer
Delivery
An Orange Clock
Apocalypse Eventually
Kramer Loves Kramer
Stair Wars
80s/90s
The Umpire Strikes Out
Return of the Red-Eye
Aging Bull
Tootsie Roll
Rimbaud: First Draft Part II
Back to the Futon
Litigator II: Court Adjourned
Three Men in a Taxi
Four Funerals and a Wedding
Fishin’ Impossible
The Cardtrix
The Fan-Club Menace
2000s
Amtrak of the Clones
Revenge of the Spliff
The Fellowship Never Ring
The CD Towers
The Return of the DVD
Ice Box: The Meltdown
Hire Rates of the Caribbean
Dude, Where’s My Car Keys?
This one could run and run.